That’s a Penis

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A word to the wise — if your dick pics go viral, chances are it’s only a matter of time until an internet sleuth puts two and two together.

Most of us (for better or worse) won’t ever have to worry about that happening, but one Tumblr user (aptly named bigwhitecock20) might be thinking twice now about plastering the internet with images of his athletic endowment.


His face was cropped in the pictures, but all signs point to the mystery man being 19-year-old UK footballer Aaron Moody. Tumblr user angloselfies spread the news, writing:

“So bigwhitecock20 was Aaron Moody on instagram. Didn’t believe it until I saw the nose and the pictures of shoes.”


via Queerty

Comments 33

  1. Impressive piece of manhood. However, in looking at the photos I don’t think the nose matches the photo of Aaron. Unless he’s admitted it, I doubt it.

  2. OK, so he’s hung like a dinosaur, that said, it is a singularly unattractive penis. Size is unimportant to me, I find that shape, base-shaft-head proportion, erection angle, tactile feeling and scrotum considerations more interesting, and when right, far sexier than mere dimensions.

    1. Beautifully said and totally agree.

      Uhmmmmm, I’m agreeing too much with you lately, maybe?

    2. Well, I guess Mr. Lips can NOT say he was “hung like a horse”, so he used a reptilian response instead.

      Well done sir… and I, too, totally agree with the thrust of your thoughts on Mule.

  3. I don’t like excessive big dicks… If I’m going to do “things” with a boy and I see that I run away, it’s disagreeable. >.<

  4. It is Aaron Moody. One of his Instagram followers recognised his lips, build and some of the background shots.

  5. I’ve just been sick in my mouth but I’m having to agree with penis breath, that is not a pretty penis. I wonder if he can get a fully vertical erection ?

    I used to know a boi with a similar endowment who could only get it just over horizontal, as he was a bottom it didn’t bother him but Aaron seems to be marketing himself as bi, so good luck jamming that thing in a girl if it’s only half hard.

    1. @kinkynuts:
      “I’m having to agree that is not a pretty penis.”

      OMg!!! You mean there’s actually an uncircumcised penis that looks ugly to you?

      Get out the scalpel!!! :-)

    2. So, how many who have such a big…. package… CAN have it go full mast (i.e. get a totally upright hard on)? Someone with a big package like that, I get this image of him out and about in only a slight speedo, when all at once something happens that gets him totally aroused and…. BOING!!! …the big tip pops out of the waistband, and he turns red in the face. >>giggles<<

  6. I suppose it wouldn’t curve at the end if he didn’t have to FOLD IT in his pants all the time!!

    1. Well it looks more like a kink than a bend at the end. Poor guy probably stepped on it a few too many times. :(

  7. He’s one of those rare guys that’s absolutely gorgeous until you get his pants off…. at which point you have to choose between kicking him out of the bed or insisting on being the top. Unless, of course, you’re one of those even rarer guys that can sit on a traffic cone and complain it’s too small.

    1. “… and making this obviously embarrassing (for him) situation even more well known because …”

      Excuse me? He made this situation embarrassing to himself if, in fact he is “embarrassed” about his own anatomy.

      If he showed himself with an “eraser-type” hairdo (think ‘Kramer’ on Seinfeld), would you not comment on such a ridiculous hairdo?

      If you’re posting an image of yourself on the Internet for rather obvious reasons, then it’s open season for commenting, no matter which way it goes.

        1. I did answer the “question you asked” ….. Sorry if you don’t understand incredibly simplistic human psychology. Just don’t blame us or this blog …. start looking inside your own psyche.

  8. @Leopold Stotch
    Well if it is his as others have said and he’s the one that posted it for all too see than he can hardly complain now. Had he permitted someone else to snap it then the faults still his for allowing it. If you want something kept in the closet you don’t leave the door wide open… Something like that should be kept undercover!

    1. I agree that it was foolish of him to post pictures with enough clues that someone was able to link them to his real identity. My question, for the moderators of this supposedly gay-friendly site, is: Why are THEY making this situation worse for him? Put it another way, if I hadn’t seen it here, I never would have heard about it. It’s the kind of thing I expect h8rs to do, not a gay-oriented blog.

      1. “My question, for the moderators of this supposedly gay-friendly site, is: Why are THEY making this situation worse for him?”

        And for a photo showing obvious and titillating cleavage as well as pretty much the entire top portions of a girl’s/woman’s breasts ….. Why are THEY [str8 blog posters] making this situation worse for her?

        Humans are not just animals, we are the most sexually aggressive animals that have ever evolved (though some may question the mental evolution of us).

        So, WHY do girls wear such titillating clothes to offer to us …. and WHY do men and women respond to such?

        Don’t put “blame” on the “moderator of this supposedly gay-friendly site” just because you seem to prefer to be politically correct for your own ego.

        1. I’m glad I’m not the only one that thinks like this, Penboy. Sadly, most that are 30 or below think they can present themselves however they want to society and never have to hear a negative comment about themselves.

          Honestly, I pity folk that think like that. Rather then using how people respond to various forms of dress (or undress, for that matter) to their advantage, they rail against it and will always fail to get the respect they think they deserve.

          In short, if you don’t want to be treated like a whore, don’t wear the uniform.

  9. Well at least he is uncut! However the proportions are not that nice: bit too wide and freakishly long.

  10. He is nice and I like his penis. He should be proud of his body. And whan he likes to show up so what.

  11. Dear Lord! If someone feels a need to hate on this boy, they might just be mad with envy. Aaron is talented and handsome. And if that really is his equipment, he is also living proof that everything is NOT bigger in Texas.

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