Thirsty for Troye

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“I want Troye Sivan’s jawline to cut me into fries” is just one of the many interesting things fans want Troye Sivan to do to them.  In a new episode of “Thirst Tweets” the singer reads some hilarious and rather specific fantasies that fans had about him, and Troye really has no clue how to respond…

By the way, someone tweeted, “I wish Troye Sivan could murder my ass, but he’s already a bottom,” to which Troye replied, “Not true, but whatever”…

Social Justice Strangers

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In the 2008 horror flick The Strangers, a young straight couple are hunted in their remote home by three masked maniacs who just want to see them suffer. That film’s sequel, The Strangers: Prey at Night, is now in theaters, and in the Enemies of Dorothy parody of it, titled Social Justice Strangers, the maniacs feel conflicted once they realize they’ve accidentally targeted a gay couple for torture.

The axe-wielding leader of the murderous trio asks, “Oh, oh, OK, oh God. Is this a hate crime?” starting a larger discussion about oppression and intersectionality in a darkly comic way.

One of the gay couple incredulously asks, “Wait, you can’t kill us because we’re gay?”

“We want to torture and kill you,” one of the murderers admits. Another pipes up, “But we’re not Mike Pence.”

Check out the full video below to find out how things resolve ;)

Mike Pence

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U.S. vice president Mike Pence is so homophobic that even Donald Trump makes fun of him. Sadly Pence is also the only one in the White House Trump can’t fire.

Don’t touch me Bro!

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This US lawmaker absolutely needs you to know how extremely heterosexual he is. There can be absolutely no doubt that he is  a very manly man who does not like to be touched by anyone other than his 100% female hetero-wife. Do not question his masculinity or he will rip off his shirt and dominate you!

Beg! Don’t touch!