Just make guns gay already

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Despite overwhelming evidence from every other country in the world that strict gun laws are the only way to prevent mass shootings, the Unites States insist on doing literally anything but restricting their citizens from owning military-grade firearms.

Schools are built with spots to hide from attackers, kindergarten kids undergo active shooter drills, teachers bring guns to the class room when teaching 8-year-olds and so on and on. Everything but gun laws.

Maybe it’s time to try something else. It’s almost always straight, white men committing these attacks. And they’re almost always very concerned about not being perceived as many men. So how about… making guns gay?