Creamy, Soft & Gay!

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Forget bullying, forget discrimination. You know who really got the short end of the stick? Straight guys! You probably have no idea how hard it is to live your life as a straight man. Think about it! You can’t show any emotions beyond rage, you don’t get to have a fashion sense and, maybe worst of all, you can’t even eat ice cream!

Shocking, I know! Living in your li-la-rainbowland of gayness you probably didn’t even realise how privileged you are to be able to enjoy some delicious, soft ice cream melting on your tongue! That sure explains why some straight guys always seem so damn miserable…

Well fuck me

Wells for Boys

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“Many queer men recall the loneliness of being a child in a heteronormative world. Longed-for Barbie dolls are off-limits. The sports-related games of other boys seem intimidating or just plain dull. Saturday Night Live captures this feeling perfectly…” writes Advocate.

In its fake ad for Fisher-Price’s Wells for Boys, the late night comedy troupe advertised a toy that seems desirable for many queer boys in the real world: “Wells for sensitive boys” are for boys whose hearts are full of questions, to provide them something “to wish upon, confide in and reflect by.”

The skit contains several dog whistles to queer viewers. La La Land‘s Emma Stone, who plays the young boy’s understanding mother, asks if he might want to watch the queer classic Y Tu Mamá Tambien. Stone also comes to her son’s defense after a football-holding boy criticizes the well as “weird.”

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milkboys Skin & Skylcad 13 Comments

This video was posted here seven or eight years ago. The original has probably been long-lost since but some guy downloaded it from here and re-uploaded it to YouTube (and got 30k views on it in the process). It’s just random video, the quality didn’t improve from all the down- and uploading but it’s a cute blast from the past so have it once again before we all move on with our lives ;)

Wildest Dreams

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This wild dream below is a Swedish one. He doesn’t only have a nice voice and cute face it’s also kinda fun to see him grow into a fierce baby queer through his YouTube and Instagram. Those clickbait video thumbs [Slightly NSFW] though…

Video submitted by teatime